Why don't I watch American Idol?

Because I want to SLAP Ryan Seacrest every time he says (IN ALL SERIOUSNESS NO LESS) "Seacrest out."

Then again, my DVR always records the last part of American Idol (where he says his stupid catch phrase) when it records "House". So I don't watch American Idol, and I still get to hear him say it if I don't jump past it in time! THERE IS NO JUSTICE!!!